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When it’s Monday and i have to actually do all the things I put off all weekend

When there’s construction going on at 6am right outside my window

When I wait way too long after my ends are entirely dead to get my haircut

When one of my friends doesn’t want to go out because it’s gross out

When I meet a guy with the exact same sense of humor as me

The minute I get home from work on a Friday

When I get a new car

When I decide to roofie the girl flirting with my crush

When someone comes to me and my best friend for any kind of emotional support

When someone tries to play games with me